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Rated: · Other · Comedy · #1709282
A basketball story..

2 best friends are playing 1 to 1 basketball.

2 best friends are playing 1 on 1 basketball..

One of them is really good, never misses a point.
The other one is really bad, very rearly gets a point.

A 4 year old child is sitting to the sits alone and just observes the games where the one guy looses over and over again.
But the guy keeps smiling and doesn't seem to mind.
The other guy keeps winning game after game and he seems pissed off that he cannot intimidate the looser.
After 10 games the guy that wins takes the ball and says:
-Alright that's enough I am out of here..
-One more? Says the other guy
-Whats the point man you will loose again?
-So?
-So what's the point? Why you are playing if you know you'll loose?
-Cause I just like the game.. And on the other hand you like to win.. So we can both be happy.
-Yeah but I don't like to win loosers..
and lives the field.
So the guy stays alone
Takes the ball starts throwing the ball.
The kid then aproaches him.
-Hey mister can I ask you a question?
-Sure litle boy
How can you loose all the time from that guy and it doesn't bother you at all?
And the guy replies:
Well litle boy, it doesn't really matters cause... I fuck his girlfriend.
And the litle boy thinks a litle bit and says:
-Oh... And what is a girlfriend?
And the litle boy goes
-Oh, and What is a girlfriend?
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