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Rated: E · Poetry · Contest Entry · #1707318
2ND PLACE in the WDC Limerick contest. Just be thankful it didn't win!
There once were ten Authors from Greece
Who all fell in love with my Niece
I told them to quit
And threw quite a fit
Before calling in the Police
The Sergeant was not too concerned
He told me she wouldn't get burned
"These Authors are Gents
I trust their intents
And it seems their interest was earned"

I asked my sweet Niece what occurred
To capture the heart of this Herd
She said (with some snorts)
"I reviewed their Ports...
And now they think I'm their lovebird"
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