Limerick - King Arthur's Court

King Arthur arrived with his Queen;
He smelled a foul smell - most unclean!
Ten ladies in waiting
Stood by - all debating
Whose stench was so very obscene.

Sir Lancelot, too, smelled that smell;
So Merlin - he conjured a spell.
Each time odors lingered
The culprit was fingered
Then p o o f - she was gone – fare thee well!