I'm writing a novel. There are no numbered pages in this story. If you drop the pages and they fall they fall in some random order. The characters also fall fall from grace fall off cliffs fall for each other. There is great suspense. The kind that Hitchcock would like the going into the belfry or the Mount Rushmore scene but lots of nature like National Geographic in Africa. Weird music from the Third Man would play when you opened the book. There will be many clowns and acrobatic jumps of language in ancient tongues. The ending would be very cool. Ending abruptly it would start again according to the blood pressure of who ever was reading it. The vital signs of the reader would determine the font and color of the pages. If I could design an epic poem in the middle it would turn into a Haiku if one flipped the pages quickly. The jacket would be a mobius strip like an Escher painting. The author would be continuously in disguise. The publisher would be out of town. The editor if not committing suicide would at least be on the verge. The New York Times would declare it suspicious. Many potential readers would make a run on their local bookstores. Others would boycott carrying empty signs. I can't wait to sign autographs. The poor reader would be so bored he would sell all his remaining books. Page1. |