Eight limericks I wrote for my emails just for the fun of it. |
1 I sat down to write of my day But the sun got in my way So I went out instead And fell on my head And now I have nothing to say. 2 It’s late and I’m writing an email My whole day put in a tale But I’m too tired to strut And my eyes are shut So here it is written in Braille. 3 I wanted to write to you So I looked for some fat to chew But it was a boring day And I had nothing to say Except for this limerick boohoo. 4 I got up to give life a tap After taking a really long nap First I traveled by car Then played my guitar Now here you are reading this c#!p. 5 Here I am typing a note Instead of out sailing my boat It’s too windy and cold To be brave and bold So I write this in my winter coat. 6 It’s time to write you a letter But I should have hired a setter Because my brain is numb And my thoughts are dumb And my jokes just get wetter and wetter. 7 Let me share with you a missive But nothing that’s too derisive Just a line or two, Since there’s nothing new, And the two of us can both be dismissive. 8 Would you like to hear what I’ve done? Where I’ve gone and how I’ve had fun? I sat in my chair Gave some thought to my mare Til the moon rose and swapped with the sun. |