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Rated: E · Poetry · Other · #1703479
Eight limericks I wrote for my emails just for the fun of it.
1
I sat down to write of my day
But the sun got in my way
So I went out instead
And fell on my head
And now I have nothing to say.

2
It’s late and I’m writing an email
My whole day put in a tale
But I’m too tired to strut
And my eyes are shut
So here it is written in Braille.

3
I wanted to write to you
So I looked for some fat to chew
But it was a boring day
And I had nothing to say
Except for this limerick boohoo.

4
I got up to give life a tap
After taking a really long nap
First I traveled by car
Then played my guitar
Now here you are reading this c#!p.

5
Here I am typing a note
Instead of out sailing my boat
It’s too windy and cold
To be brave and bold
So I write this in my winter coat.

6
It’s time to write you a letter
But I should have hired a setter
Because my brain is numb
And my thoughts are dumb
And my jokes just get wetter and wetter.

7
Let me share with you a missive
But nothing that’s too derisive
Just a line or two,
Since there’s nothing new,
And the two of us can both be dismissive.

8
Would you like to hear what I’ve done?
Where I’ve gone and how I’ve had fun?
I sat in my chair
Gave some thought to my mare
Til the moon rose and swapped with the sun.
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