Why are women never satisfied with their lot? |
We've been together many years -since our days of yore, your early dreams I've never reached and kept you pretty poor, You've done your best to change me from the chap I am, but I haven't got the energy to be your sort of man. I might have been a top notch chap, you know - a big financier! founding banks and all that stuff but without the time to fanciyer, you could have lived in luxury - a life of milk and honey, the only trouble is my dear, I've never had the money! Or possibly a raconteur? To entertain at dinner, a sort of Peter Ustinov, (though just a little thinner). I could have been an admiral and spent my life at sea - no chance of that, I like to be, at home in time for tea! How about a playboy? It's not too late to start, - balding patch and flabby pot, I'd never look the part! operatic tenor? - I wouldn't get one vote, if I attempted just one song - they'd have me by the throat! I could of course, have bought a horse, and acted like a Bedouin, But oh my gosh, they rarely wash, so that one's in the bin, So dream on girl, and let your thoughts transcend reality While I just watch the cricket - chance of any tea? |