For a friend

Paint Yourself a Penis

So many shapes and sizes
So many types to see -
We cannot have them all
or it'll be a catastrophe.

You have found your choice of penis
and for that I'm very proud,
I hope it will suit you always,
from your head, to the ground.

It'll lead you to great heights,
And have its ups and downs,
But your off on an adventure,
And of that I'm very proud

If you ever have a moment -
That leaves you feeling blue,
Just remember -
You have a friend - somewhere -
Having an adventure too.