Saas or Damad

Pehli bar me gya sasural,
Kitne kanjus sasur se pda me pal,
Mere sasur jesa sasurna mila pura jag mene chhana,
Kehta hai ye lo das rupey or dubara mat ana...
Mene socha sasur ji das rupey me hi mere bhav bikire,
Km se km itna to do kiraye ka kharcha to nikle,
Hajaro rupey kharcha krke aya apke ghar,
Km se km texi to krva do ya bhejoge cycle per...
Sasur to aya nhi pr aya mera sala, me khush hua chalo koi to hai sath wala,
Dur se bus dikhte hi bola jijaji ye hi bus jayegi,
Mene man me socha sale ticket kya terg amma dilayegi..
Bus me bethe bethe kharche ka hisab lgata rha,
Me dil ko bar-bar satata rha,
Gye to the krne do paise ka nafaa,
Pr ye kya meri to dono jeb hi ho gai safaa