Parody of Night Before Christmas; lost half the file ? |
T’was the night before Halloween, the streets were all clear Installed in the children, the cops gave a fear. Houses stood safe and free for tonight; all looked perfect in the moon’s shining light The windows were dim with no thought of despair to gather around and take all the air. With me in my bed, snuggled up very nice and thoughts filled my head of the snow and the ice. When outside my house, the silence disturbed The thoughts of a break in had me quite perturbed I rose from my bed; no sounds did I make And started advancing, for my welfare’s sake I peeked out my window, the noises still there I almost passed out; I promise, I swear Sat four teenage boys upon my own deck Laughing and drinking and screaming their trek The leader arose from the group very fast discarding his beer bottle, making it last Drunk out of his mind, it was easy to see As he wobbled around, he clung to my tree “Come on Johnny and Nick, let’s hurry up Greg. We don’t have no time, let’s open that keg.” His voice was so hoarse as he let out a yell I knew him from somewhere; it was too hard to tell I stood frozen in silence; emotions gone wild What was I to do? I was only a child Sloshing their drinks all around with such glee, all filled with their beer except lil’ old me And then I discovered the source of their tag; the eggs and such others arose from the bag And over again, I shrank back with such thought I tried to remember some fights my dad taught Still in my pajamas, I burst through the door All things from their hands were dropped to the floor I breathed in and out, prepared to just fight when all of their faces turned deathly chalk white Their eyes, once with hope, now took on their pain Their mouths were glued shut, not keeping them sane The fists filled with rage turned to tight little balls Still frightened to death, I remembered the laws “Get off of my lawn!” I was feeling on top, “Or so help me god, I’m calling a cop!” They stumbled to move far away from my house Almost all of them freaked except for an old mouse |