My Lottery Win

How the National Lotteries can build up your hopes only to have them dashed

                                                        My Lottery Win



It's Saturday Night and the Loteery Draw is about to begin

I'm sat contemplating what I can do if I win

Maybe a cruise to the Windies, or a plane to the Windy City

Maybe even go to Fortnum & Masons

Now that would be a good start to my vacation



Maybe score a goal with my mate Rooney

Or sip tequila with Gibson or Clooney

Sit in a deli have a large rump

Talk of takeovers with Mr. Trump



My missus could live like a queen

In her own custom made limousine

We could have a mansion big and bold

Live like recluses when we get old



They have released the balls they begin to spin

I really think my luck may be in

2, 6, 45, 27, 9 37 will do just fine

With this number I'll scoop the lot

37 i have hit the jackpot



All 6 numbers in a line 3 million pounds mine all mine

but joy turns to horror in a very short time

I put in my claim and am told to hold the line

Total number of winners are 2003

Total of my winnings £2.93!