Blue Man's Burden

Chapter 1



MoonCalf420 JournalBlog Status Private 01/15/20



I was so lucky to be in the Big Apple when the Space ship arrived and hovered over the UN Building. Of course the whole city freaked. The majority of New Yorkers who had watched too many versions of V or Independence Day could not get out of the city fast enough.



So here I was a country hick from Amherst MA in the Big city for an Industrial Physicist Convention. On top of that I had just purchased 150 grams of Manhattans Best Blueberry Cannabis Hydro Bud.





The round hatch below the vessel appeared to unbolt and swing open making seemingly very retro loud clanging metallic sounds and whirring humming servomotor noises.

Of course after 3 single hits of the blueberry bud my mind was totally analytic. What the fuck I thought where's the alien high tech? Unbolting clanging hatches? Where is the seemless dilating hatch? The vessel is just hanging above the UN building like a total clique b movie! Art C. Clarke would have describe this scene better! A bright blue light came out of the hatchway the crowd below jumped about 2 feet in unison fearing it was a Phaser blast and everyone was wearing imaginary red shirts.



What happened next blew everyone's mind. In beautiful high fidelity the Earth Wind and Fire song "Celebrate" filled the air around the whole UN complex. The crowd below reacted immediately in 2 different ways!



About a third of the crowd just ran away as quickly as possible. The others started dancing to the music. I was one of the horrible geeks shaking my booty.



Then 2 figures started floating down out of the hatch in the strong blue light and they were grooving to the tunes! Both were about 6 feet tall in tight fitting gold colored space suits. One looked male very muscular, like a bodybuilder inside the space suit. The other was totally Barby doll female shaped. Each had a large space helmet with a mirror surface for a front visor



The doors to the UN opened and the 2 ETs floated in. Of course it was a few minutes before every possible camera was focused on these 2 creatures as they floated to the podium of the general assembly where a meeting was already in process.



The deal with the devil was mouth watering. For each federal prisoner taken into the program the human would be totally changed into a moral productive American citizen. They would do 5 years of indentured servitude. In exchanged the USA would be leased for 10 years a portable fusion power plant which would produce a constant 10 killowatts of power. On top of that ET was throwing in free attachments like desalinization modules which worked off of the power plants waste heat..