Pickford Estates 5&6

"P.E.A.R."



Just like in most trials, there comes a point where the prosecution finishes his warm-ups. All the tough questions that most people wouldn't want to answer, start getting asked, "Mr. Purloin, do you remember how old you were when you commited your first crime?"

My mother told me that I stole her figure before I was born, but the first real crime I recall committing actually came the day after I took that first sip of alcohol.

When I walked into the kitchen that next morning hungry and toothless, I found Filthy in there reading an article about his favorite porn star Dicky McButts. I asked him, "Where is mom and Freddy?"