A Sitcom about a Fascist Dictator who rule over a Latin American Tropical Paradise |
FADE IN: INT. IN THE PALACE - DAY The Dictator sits in his Office in the Chair and strechtes his feet over the Table, he drinks some Rum, smoke some Cigar and listen to Tropical Music its a beautiful sunny Day and Ruben & Kabush dancin with Hawaii Shirts On they look forward to a relaxin Weekend as the Phone rings Kabush hang on KABUSH President's Palace Kabush is here who is on Line BEATRICE It's Beatrice give me that Slime Bag who call himself a Dictator KABUSH Presidente your Wife is online ERNESTO Ok give me that Slut Hey my Darling how are do we not have a wunderful Day today BEATRICE Yes it is a beautiful Day i hope you know what Day is it ERNESTO Oh no it's our Anniversary Day i didn't forget it and i allready have a Present for you BEATRICE No it isn't our Anniversary Day ERNESTO What then Birthday? BEATRICE No not either my Birthday it's Thanksgiving BEATRICE Ah ok that's not that bad BEATRICE Why is that not thad bad do you think our Anniversary Day and my Birthday are bad ERNESTO No i didn't mean it that Way BEATRICE Did your Suprise about that is Thanksgiving you didn't allready buy the Turkey yet? You know that our Daugther Denica and their Four Boys Antonio Estebano Ronaldo and Jimmy visit us over the Weekend ERNESTO No i just joked i know that is Thanskgiving and i allready buyed a Turkey a real big fat one and who the Hell is Jimmy? BEATRICE Denica's newest Kid do you didn't know him? ERNESTO No from who is it from Samalgo Hurando or Sesano? BEATRICE No it's from Howard ERNESTO Ah is she bringing Howard with her? BEATRICE No that is over meanwhile she bringing her actual Lover Serpico with her ERNESTO Ok im looking forward to know this Guy i like his Name like the Cop who was played by Al Pacino god i love Al Pacino BEATRICE I know that i must prepare the Filling now until then ciao ERNESTO Arreviderci Ernesto hang up jump up from his Chair and ran the Stairs down to his Car and get in to drive to the Supermarket to buy a Turkey what's really a nearly impossible Thing on the Thanksgiving Afternoon INT. AT THE SALAGAR'S HOME - DAY Meanwhile in the Salagars House Beatrice and Conchita have a fight again about the Diamond Coulier who Conchita has become by the Nations Possibly Next Leader BEATRICE You give that Diamond Coulier back to that Boy CONCHITA No I don't will do that BEATRICE You do what i command CONCHITA And ive i not BEATRICE I take you with to my Work one Day CONCHITA That's not that bad BEATRICE It is when you are one of my Customers CONCHITA You didn't do such Brutality to your own Daugther you wouldn't do that or? BEATRICE When i realize that is the only Way i would do that CONCHITA Mum please you didn't say anyting against that in the first Place you said you find it beautiful BEATRICE I often change my Views CONCHITA You such a Biggot BEATRICE Maybe i am but you are a non-coulier Girl the Discussion is over you give it back to the Boy and than Felipe fight with his Mother about that he is invited to Esmeraldas House but his Father wants that he celebrate Thanksgiving with his Family FELIPE But Mum i love this Girl and i want to celebrate Thanksgiving with her and her Family BEATRICE But your Father want that you stay at Home and celebrate Thanksgiving with us FELIPE But i celbrate all Thanksgiving of the last 17 Years with the Family why i can't celebrate one Thanksgiving away from Home BEATRICE Your Father want it so and it give no Discussion over that FELIPE That's so unfair BEATRICE I am unfair you knew that allready and the Baby notice that is no Turkey so he think when he can beat a Army of Rats he also can hunt some Turkey and so he put his Rifle and go for the Hunt Then Denica arrives at Home with her Boys who jump over Felipe and beat him down while the Girls kiss each other and celebrate their Reunion DENICA Hey Girls i missed you so much BEATRICE We too my beloved Daughter CONCHITA Hey my big Sister how are you DENICA Im fine what about you CONCHITA Better than ever look what a sweet Boy give to me a beautiful Diamond Coulier Conchita shows her Sister her new Diamond Coulier and Denica is allsay amazed DENICA You right thats really a beautiful Coulier and it comes likely from a nice sweet Boy i never become such Thing from the Boys i go out with BEATRICE (annoyed) Because they are all Lousy Losers and then she get in Rage BEATRICE (furious) Why you trowhing a Knife in to my Back DENICA (Laughing) What? BEATRICE I try to talk her that Diamond Coulier out DENICA (Curious) why that? BEATRICE Because i think the Boy want to kill your Father DENICA O ya that Fear is realistic Daddy do it once the same Way INT. IN THE SUPERMARKET - DAY meanwhile Ernesto arrives in the Supermarket and see that is only one Turkey over and his worst Enemy Fredo Rizitelli is looking for the same Turkey they both ran to it they both grab it and the both don't wann get lose so they fight each other with their Fists and Their Feet until Death and after a long and brutal fight both scream FREDO Let it lose its my Turkey ERNESTO Try to take it from my warm and hard Fists The Dictator wins again and get the Turkey while his Conthrarent only get Beloni so the Day is saved again and the Dictator drives Home but Fredo don't give up and try to ram him from the Street but after a short race Ernesto brakes down and change the course and Fredo bang into a Staple of Burning Wheels so the Day is now saved again for Real INT. AT THE SALAGAR'S HOME - DAY Meanwhile Beatrice talk into Conchita to give the Diamond Coulier back to the Boy and reject his Love but Denica streghtend her Sister to share the Love of the Boy BEATRICE You give it back to that Boy when you take it he thinks that you want to be his Wife CONCHITA Maybe i will be his Wife BEATRICE You much too young CONCHITA Im 16 Years old BEATRICE That is much too young DENICA Mum im married when i was 16 too BEATRICE Thats why you are a Slut and you were pregnant DENICA Now im finally take Conchitas Side hold that Diamond Coulier and marry that Boy he loves you and you loves him BEATRICE What you doing are you try to kill your Dad DENICA Nobody beats Dad up until now and nobody will it do ever you forget that BEATRICE I know but better don't risk anything Felipe is sad because he don't can eat with his Flame Esmeralda Ramon is by him they sit in his Room and they both play World of Warcraft then asks Ramon Felipe about Denica RAMON Do you thinks she likes me, i think she is very Hot FELIPE Forget it RAMON I think i have a Chance FELIPE In your Dreams RAMON You don't believe me Well i prove it Ramon go downstairs to make some Sandwich with Ham, Salat, Tomatoes and Onions and speak to Denica who breastfeed her Baby RAMON Hi Denica DENICA Hi Slimy Ballbag i heard everything and im disgustedly you can go back upstairs Ramon is sad and walk the Steps upstairs with buckled Shoulders and looking to the Ground As he come back to Felipe's Room Felipe spotts FELIPE She likes you ha? INT. IN THE JUNGLE - DAY and the Baby is out in the Jungle to hunt some Turkey or other Big Pouldry and so he found a Pheasant and try to shoot him but he ran away and the Baby rans behind him this happens 4time again and the Baby gets angry and he try it with a Giant Trap he prepare it under a Tree and hide in the Bushes but the Pheaseant didn't show up the Baby wait and wait then he see the Pheasant in the Distant and run for it but the Pheaseant run in the Circle so the Baby get confused and just before he can look he is in the Trap by himself this make the Baby even angryer an he try it again he place some Pheasant Food under a acclivity and stand on the Top with a Big Stone as the Pheasant come near and eat the Food the Baby roll the Stone but the Stone was that heavy that the Baby need a little Time for that and the Pheasant can eat the Food in Peace after a while the Baby got it and roll it down but the Pheasant is a long Time away the Baby falls down with the Stone and fall at the Ground the Pheasant stands near of that, see this and laugh the Baby is even angryer and swear Revenge and so he try it with Dynamite he prepare the Dynamite near a Stone and hides in the Bushes again after a short Time the Pheasant show up the Baby pulls the Trigger but nothing happend so he go to the Dynamite and the Pheasant is run away and in this Moment the Dynamite explodes and throw the Baby Miles away and he scream BABY Again after that they close a Ceasefire and get Friends and walk together to the Salagar's House INT. IN THE SALAGAR'S HOME - NIGHT Meanwhile the Dictator is on his Way home and the Girls discutate about the Boy Thing and they finally come to an Solution they all can fit with Conchita gets the Coulier but reject the Boys Love BEATRICE I said you give it back and thats all CONCHITA No i never give it back DENICA I think i got the finally Solution how about you take the Diamond Coulier and reject the Boys Love BEATRICE That's fine for me CONCHITA For me too i never been really interessted in the Boy just in the Diamond Coulier DENICA I got a Solution for Felipes Problem too how about Esmeralda come in our House and join our Thanksgiving Meal FELIPE Thats a great Idea i call her Denica youre the best Felipe kiss Denica at the Forehead and call Esmeralda FELIPE Hey Honey Allthough I can't go to your House how about you come to our House ESMERALDA Hi Treasuere That's a Brilliant Idea I go ask my Parents... That's fine for them they agree my Mother is driving me over in a few Minutes FELIPE Great until then my beloved Sugarcat ESMERALDA I love you too my strong Knight and soon she arrived for the first Time at the Salagars House Felipe kiss her FELIPE Hi Honey ESMERALDA Hi Stevia Also the Dictator arrive at Home with a big Turkey and bring it to the Kitchen ERNESTO I'm Home who else? Beatrice kiss him BEATRICE Everybody else i never thought that you really have a Turkey im much Proud of you tonight i give you something special back in the Bedroom ERNESTO Oh im looking forward for that Felipe and Ramon comes in too and are astonished FELIPE Wow Dad what a Big Turkey ERNESTO O yeah and it was a big Fight about it Beatrice stuff the Turkey while Dictator relax in his Chair take the Feet up, watch a little bit Football and drink some Rum with Coke and Ice and the Baby with the Pheasant arrive but he is alive and eats the Turkey too because he and the Baby close a Ceasefire and get Friends so they sit down at the Wooden Table the Dictator cut the Turkey and they all share a amazing Thanksgiving Dinner together and they all eat a alot and it tastest fantastic and after that they all Couples go to their Rooms Ernesto and Beatrice to the Parents Room and Felipe and Esmeralda to the Boys Room while the Girls, the Boys, the Baby and the Pheasant play a Game of Monopoly and have much Fun FADE OUT. |