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There are times in life that just don't fit....

Trailers full of cows riding on the turnpike
Machines that make meatballs
Pleather©

Why do these things happen?

Clear plastic carpet runners
Sporks and Slurpee straws

Are people really this STUPID????

It's a scary world that we live in
When people that can read
Need PICTURES OF FOOD
On a cash register to recognize them.

WE EAT THIS SHIT

A piece of paper for these people
The soft and enchanting words....

PLACE SANDWICH HERE

In a faded grey circle
Emblazoned in the middle of the wrapper....

What happens when the sandwich
Is bigger than the circle

Does it still fit? Do they still wrap it?
Do they all let out a blood curdling screech
In horror and run away because the sandwich

DOES NOT FIT?????

I want to be a sandwich... in a wrapper...in South Philly

PLACE SANDWICH RIGHT HERE

Yeah.....