bank robber

one night two gangster where in there war house talking about a bank heist

leon: so are we gonna do this or what

poblo: ye we got the work alot of guns lets get to the bank we will arive in half an hour at 3.30 then we will head into the bank and then grab the dosh and make a run for it simple as pie

leon: i got you let's get set now

half an hour laterthe two bank robbers are set to go they got there guns and they got there ski masks and there ready for the bank heist to take place at 3.33pm

leon: lets do this we might get busted we might not so let just get in and get what we came for

poblo: gotcha

heading in the bank at 3:39pm

leon: THIS IS A STICK UP STAY ON THE GROUND OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT

poblo: but the money in a the bag and no one gets hurt ok

bank worker: ok ok just put that gun away

poblo: i'll put the gun away after you put the cash in the fucking bag

leon: HEY KEEP STILL NO!!! POBLO HE'S ESCAPING (BOOM)

poblo: what the fuck are you doing if you shoot your gun it will attrackt attention and why the fuck did you shoot him i said we get in and get the cash and no one gets hurt

in the car poblo and leon head for the car and they hear sirens it was the cops and then the robbers headed off for the escape

leon: oh shit he's gaining up on us where not gonna make it

poblo: don't worry we'll make it

(car) screeeeeeeeech

leon: wow nice skid the cops have gone the wrong way ha ha bunch of fucking pigs

poblo: ok let's get out of here what was that noise

leon: i think we got a bust tyre

poblo: oh crap the cops are on there way we need to find an escape route

leon: i think it's too late the cops are only around the block they will get here before we get away i think we better surrender

poblo: surrender am i fuck surrendering you started the whole mess if you got to prison you will be sentence for murder of an innocent man

(siren) NEEE NOY NEE NOY NEEE NOY

police chef: put your hand behind your head and drop the guns or we will us force

leon: ok ok we surrender

poblo: NO I WORKED MY ASS OFF I AM NOT SURRENDERING YOUR COMING WITH ME LEON

leon: poblo don't be stupid you can't go using me as a hostage where both criminals

so the S.W.A.T team sneek behind them and they grab him and the gun and hand cuff them so they are taking to the staition and sentence for 27 years if you can't do the time don't do the crime

THE END ;)