CHOCOLATE

There's nothing wrong with healthy food
But does it ever lift your mood?
The way that Chocolate always does
You may feel guilty just because
Celebrities stick thin, size zero
Are worshipped, idolised as héroes
Face it they've been known to cheat
Liposuction, rinse, repeat
Turn up at a Premiere
Showing off their derriere
We mere mortals check the labels
Remove temptation from our tables
Everything in moderation
Calorific deprivation
Five a day if that's the rule
I'll stick to that 'cause I'm no fool
They're stored in my refrigerator
Keep them cool demolish later
Chocolate bars on every ledge
There's no room for the fruit or veg