Action Packed Bolly- Hollywood Souffle

It was evening, one of my cousins who has got amputation of right feet was sitting outside and my other cousin suddenly came in his car and rammed into the gate and almost hit my cousin brother... but screeched and stopped on time.....


I shouted at him what was he upto and then i see a huge woman doll on the driving seat... i asked him from where he is coming.. he was coming say a km away from his in-laws place and he did not see this doll then.,. i told him he has 4 eyes,
( he wears specs  .. and still he could not see such a huge doll what a duffer ( we both fight a lot argue a lot )... I said we have to inform the rani- ka-bagh ( police station), in amritsar immediately,... first we have slowly park the car properly at the drive way...

my question why the doll is there, and if a bomb why didn't it explode... looked around the car could not find anything... i told him you have go to in laws and find out if anyone saw someone putting doll in yoru car... or maybe his daughter kept it .... i joked

I went to a bus station and i have come to drop someone on the bus.. lot of hustle and bustle..... the bus is not moving although its time.. i see a man in black - shirt with a hood and black jeans ...slowly moving towards the ticket window......and there is wind and dust ..( so hollywoodish and bollywoddish ), some how, i have the intuition that something is wrong a bomb will explode... i get in the bus and ask people to go down immediately,as there is a bomb and people rush... the black hood looks back at me with anger.. and as people run he disappears... bomb does not explode...

I see a girl who asks for some help from me...... and says her to read something.. as i go towards her... i see a man behind me with pistol ASKING me to move ahead very slowly we get into a car which speeds and they cover my eyes.... we stop and its huge house..... i enter the drawing room ... which has a few steps down.... girl says ,.. pointing at me... she is the on e.... which led to mission failure......the guys with black polish on their faces and wearing actually commando uniform.a.. laughed and asked me to sit.. on the steps..... and then suddenly i see my cousin brother also bought in the house with hand tied... suddenly i start singing this song



ruke ruke se qadam, ruk ke baar baar chale

qaraar leke tere dar se, beqaraar chale

ruke ruke se qadam, ruk ke baar baar chale

ruke ruke se qadam......


the so called leader of the gang tells me i have beautiful voice and i i should continue the  hindi film song
( while singing my brain is observing the surroundings as to how to get out and looking at my cousin to do the same )

subah na aayi kai baar neend se jaage
the morning did not come i woke many times from my sleep

ki ek raat ki ye zindagi guzaar chale
This one night life i am living

ruke ruke se qadam.........
the halted halted steps


uthaaye phir te hain ehasaan dil ka seene par
I am strolling with a huge favour on my  heart

le tere qadamon pe ye karz bhi utaar chale
and i am relieving myself  of the favour on your feet

qaraar leke tere dar se, beqaraar chale
i took the etheral  peace, but left tormented

ruke ruke se qadam,
the halted halted steps


the song is appreciated, and i ask to go to the rest room.... its a beautiful room with off white curtain and a blue vase......i am wearing a shawl....as it is winter... the shawl is red and white in color i hide the vase in my shawl when i come out and see everyone is having food........................with my eyes i tell my cousin to go near the car..... the keys were kept next to door a slab....... as i tuck the vase within my jeans.....making me look pregnant .......i tell them i am pregnant and was vomiting in the rest room and i am now feeling quite weak, they ask me to rest on the bed... they will wake me up in the evening ... as they leave me in bedroom....i send a message to my cousin brother to leave with car .. i break the window with the vase .....i jump form window.,..... and run towards the car..... just like in the film run lola run...... and we fled away....


As i reach home.. there is aknock at the door. WILL U HAVE COFFEE....

AND I REALISED IT WAS DREAM.... WISH IT WAS REALITY hahahahahahahahahahaah

check the song at --  http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDphvxk3ZI

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