A poem about my lunch. |
Today I lunched alone. An enchilada was my choice. No one would answer their phone. At Sanchez' I found my voice. The service was nice and speedy. The waiter, he owned the place. My stomach was extremely needy. With chips I fed my face. I almost ordered a Coke, but water was the final selection. This poem may be a joke, but satiety was the chief direction. As good Sanchez approached my table, I bore witness the heaping plate. Glee suppression was hardly able, as I pondered my course's fate. I dug in with a spray of fury, as patrons looked on with disgust. My vision grew fogged and blurry, as my prey was converted to dust. When finished, I sat back with great pleasure, and lifted my napkin to chin. I looked around with pure leasure, To witness the result of my din. Mr. Sanchez stood towel to hip, wide eyed and doom on his face, I wiped the last trace from my lip, As he ushered me out of his place. At the door I turned to explain, that I was the victim it's true. My manners have always caused pain, They always got worse as I grew. So if ever good Sanchez permits, I'll darken his doorstep once more, and try not to cause such regrets, when I dine without gruesome gore. |