Playing Santa after a night of over indulgence. |
Christmas Shopping with a Hangover Too much to drink Has left me real sick Now I must play Like jolly Saint Nick The Mall is sure packed And the lines are so long My wife keeps asking "Honey, what's wrong?" I feel just as green As one can be But I must get presents For under the tree Rum and Gin And Vodka too Now I have a case Of the Holiday Flu My eyes are red And my stomach a mess "Would Uncle Charlie like this?" Oh Yes Dear, Yes! Forgive me Santa You jolly old soul But I feel like death In a cold wooden Bowl There are noises in here Like I have never heard My brain seems to shatter On each spoken word Christmas comes thankfully But just once a year And I'd give all my presents For some aspirin and beer Each time I think Of last night’s folly I just feel stupid And not so Damn Jolly I'm about to give in And call it the day Then I think to myself What would Santa say? So I pull it together For one more round When my ears do here The strangest of sound It's my Wife complaining That she is so tired! And the Coupons she has Have already expired "It's time to go she says!" As she heads for the door And my heart flutters lively Because she's shopping us poor I know this season Is for giving and thanks But my Wife seems to think That I own three banks Next year will be different I think to myself I'll not have a drink Or I'll hire an Elf Merry Christmas! |