My Love For Algebra

I cannot believe I waited thirty-two years to take college Algebra!

I sit back and contemplate about all the sleepless nights I would have missed without it.

I also think about all the poor little Ibuprofen pills being left on a lonely shelf, with no one to take them.

It is so great to waste precious time on something I will never use again.

It brings me great joy to know that after this class, everyone uses a f!*&ing calculator to solve these problems.

Oh how great it is to know that (x+y)= TAKE ANOTHER ENGLISH CLASS!