Little Mary Beth From Roscoe

Little did Tommy Chong know
That Mary Beth From Roscoe
Would someday come along
And jail him for selling bongs

Operation Pipe Dreams
Became Mary Beth's best Scheme
To change Nice Dreams Enterprises
Into government abuse surprises

I believed that I heard it all
Until the mighty Whizzinators' fall
Little Mary Beth from Roscoe
Sitting back drinking Bosco

She's loving all the fury
Can't wait to get em to the jury
Tommy, Wills and Catalano
All three criminals gotta go

Little Mary Beth from Roscoe
Makes me think of Moscow
Who needs the KGB
When we have Little Mary B

Now I don't smoke the chronic
But I feel it's a bit Ironic
That Tommy Chong spent time in jail
Mary Beth you didn't fail

One less dangerous son of gun
Walking the street creating fun
Out of the fifty five arrested
Only Tommy Chong got tested

I can hardly wait till Cheech and Chong
Do a movie about this and all that is wrong
Little Mary Beth from Roscoe you can be sure
That a Whizzinator won't show up at my door

The bad guys are gone, you put them away
You made America safer for another day
Little Mary Beth from Roscoe you are the best
Just needed to get it off of my chest

Writing this piece might cause a ruckus
Little Mary Beth won't try to shuck us
I hope my friend Tommy has some room
This little poem might cause my doom

You have the whole Mon Valley laughing, I can hear Tommy Chong singing it now "Does Your Mother Know About Me"?