mixed poems

NIGHT NURSE.

1) Help me nurse!
The old lady shouts.
I think i've wet the bed,
Help me nurse,
I hear her shout.
I've fallen off the bed.

2) The buzzers ring,
Nurse, nurse, please come,
The old sods fallen off her bed,
All i saw was her big white bum,
And nurse! I think she's dead.

3) Calm down, calm down,
I softly say, as i will sort her out.
Are you alright pet?
Is what you'll hear me shout.
But what i really want to say,
Are words i can't disperse.
Cause i'm at work on this mad ward,
And i'm too good a nurse.