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I picked her up on the side of the road She looked just like an angel I look just like a toad She'd been hitching all day, had little to say And I wanted to unload my load So she hopped on in with a wink and a grin Cutest thing that you ever did see She had "C" cup tits that were giving me fits And even most of her teeth I kept the small talk short, I am glad to report I let the girl know what's on my mind That I wanted to fuck her, lick and suck her And tap that ass from behind Well she refused to give in, cause she thought it a sin "Who has sex before marriage?" So I threatened to slap her, like a gangsta rapper And kick her ass outta my carriage I tried to grope her, tried to grab Tried to entice her with a porno mag She still wouldn't hear it Or even let me near it And pulled some pepper spray out of her bag She sprayed my face like a skunk being chased I damn near crashed my car But I gripped the wheel, and with balls of steel I pulled in to a bar "You've got one last chance to dance the dance Or I'll boot you out for good Now shift my stick and I'll get you where you going Just take care of my wood" Still defiant, that little goddamn bitch I went ahead and locked her door She was angry again, and still hating this man Even more so than before I punched the gas, and sped off fast Fuck this trying to be nice I'll give her AIDs and hepatitis The Clap and pubic lice She screamed and cursed, recited verse From the bible to change my mind Not to hold her here against her will Or to rape her poor behind I pulled onto a side road Where no one could surely see Just me, the girl, and my busted ass car Just the girl, my car, and me I reached into the glovebox She bit and scratched my arms "Do as I say, and don't delay And to you, I will do no harm" I got my pistol and I cocked it Changed CDs, and then I rocked it She tried to open the door once more But I'm a sharp motherfucker and I locked it "Well, well, well" I said with a sneer "What do we got, what do we got here?" Still she said nothing while I munched on a muffin Then sipped a drink of cold beer I leaned in close, touched her lips to my nose "I bet you'd like to eat my fuckin boogers?" "Cooperate now, you mean 'ol fucking sow Or I'll cut you up and feed you to the cougars" She just tried again, to fight back again Smash the window, anyway she can So I racked the slide, shoved the barrel inside This girl was wearing no panties I rammed it in, and I ripped it out She cried and moaned, and began to pout But that didn't phase me, in fact it amazed me And I started to laugh and shout There was blood and piss all over my seats Fiero Recaros, isn't that neat? I punched her and punched her and punched her again Bloody as hell from her hair to her feet I drug her from my car, added some scars Raped her on top of the trunk She was too weak to fight back, no need to backtrack Her face was covered in spunk Barely breathing and barely alive Like a young baby bee, who's escaped from the hive She shook her head, shook her head, kept asking "Why?" Begging and pleading for her to just die Remorse had settled in I really felt bad For doing what I've done For being a mean lad I tried to console her in her last few breaths And ease the pain of impending death She gurgled and spat, like a sick feral cat Closed her eyes, died How about that? Panic had set in, where do I begin? What do I do with this body? I had to think quick, and not think with my dick But mostly I just had to potty So I went on the girl I pissed, pee'd, and sprayed Then it had dawned on me "I need to get laid" I checked for a pulse and her core body temp Dead as a door nail, my dick's getting limp Spread eagle, naked, cunt was still hot So I got down and fucked her and gave all I got Never before had I fucked a dead body But now that I've tried it It's not all that shoddy No fighting or feuding or hassling with rubbers No movies, no dinners, no saying you love her Just guilt free sex without breaking your necks And it's much more better than fucking Kleenex |