ScrewedMyselfWithOnehand

You were a virgin when we met
You were a virgin when you left
And now you're a virgin who has sex...a lot of, lot of sex

I don't need you been there done that
You drink, drink and smoke
Getting fat and letting yourself go
Lay off the tacos

You're a human waste of the human race
No tools could ever fix your back
But God bless your mommy
God bless your mommy

I got no room for fools
Or sluts with cigarettes
Then again I made the rules
Now I'm sickened at the thought of what comes next
Get off the pooper

It was truely something serious
You're really nothing precious
I always ended up screwing myself anyway
Screwed Myself With One Hand