nirvana

        "Alright, how do we get down?" Fulk questioned.
        "Welllll, I guess we could jump. It's a long way down." Zoe giggled.
        "We're sitting on a cloud. My guess is we can float or fly down."
          Fulk jumped. A wirlwind catches him and places him back
          on the cloud.
        "I wonder what this all means? The cloud and us? Is this Heaven?"
        Zoe felt philosphical. She stretched and did a cart-wheel.
        "Heaven? Heaven is suppose to be about blissfull happiness!
        This is stupid." Fulk grab Zoe, "Stop jumping around!"
        "I'm just trying to have some fun." Zoe kicked Fulk and broke his
        hold. "OooooooooK. Clearly, this is not going to change. Were
        stuck up here. Do you remember how you got here?" Fulk was
        very nervous.
        "Hmmmmmm, I was putting a penny on a railway track to be flattened
        and I heard a train whistle.... Then, I was here." Zoe smiled and
        did a backwards flip. "Ah-Ha! Your dead! But, I don't remember
        dieing. What was the last thing I did? I took a nap. Driving.. home
        from...work." Fulk slaps his head.
        "We're not in Heaven we're in Limbo!" Fulk shouted at the sky.
        "What's Limbo?" Zoe looked nervous.
        "Limbo is where stupid people go, because they died stupid!"
        Fulk was angry. He tried to kick the cloud, but fell on his back.
        "How long do we stay here?" Zoe was upset and teary eyed.
        "Let me think." Fulk put his head in his hands.
        "Limbo, is a step below Heaven. We just have to find grace to rise up."
        Fulk was looking desperate.
        "OK! I love Jesus!" Zoe clapped her hands and danced.
        Fulk looked on with a vacant stare, "Anything happening?"
        Zoe stopped singing, "Nope."
        "Were screwed." Fulk sat down.. "Wanna screw?"
        Zoe laughed, "We don't have naughty bits."
        "What!" Fulk looked down, "Where's my dick? Jesus!" Fulk ran
        his hands franticaly all over his flat crotch.
        "No hanky-panky up here." Zoe did another flip and a split.
        "I'm in Hell." Fulk lay on his back and put his right hand on the top
        of his head.
        Zoe kissed him. They kissed again and again.
        A bright light shown on them. Bing-Bong! "Come on up!" a voice
        like a game show host called out.
        "Yes!" Fulk and Zoe ran up the sun beams to.....
        another cloud.
        "Oh! Come on!" Fulk shouted.
        "Hey! Look more people!" Zoe pointed to the other souls playing
        volley ball.
        "Well, at least we can do something." Fulk joined the game and
        Zoe too.



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