The Adventures of Jason

One fine sunny day in a cow pasture far far away there was a cow named Jason. Jason wasn't  your typical, average male cow. He was a talented, handsome, extrodinary bull. He could talk, sing, laugh out loud and tell funny jokes. as a matter of fact today was Wednesday, the day Jason always likes to tell stories to his closest friends. Jason called some of his friends on the phone. He called Mary, Sarah,Terri,Robbie,George,Lou and Fred to ask if they wanted to go hangout and have a picnic out in a pasture that has been abandoned for years, which was 3 cities away from Jason's pasture.
All of Jason's friends were extremely excited that he called, and said they would be absoluetly thrilled to go have a picnic in the refulgent (shining brightly) rays of the sunny afternoon. After Jason got of the phone with his friends, he got dressed and went to go pick them up. After Jason was dressed and ready to go he got into his super duper, extremely expeditious (fast), metallic, cherry red, reved up and ready to go car to go pick his friends up.
At this point your probably quite curious as to how Jason's friends could possibly fit inside of his car.  All of Jason's friends were not cows you see, as a matter of fact Sarah was a ravishing, unique, purple racoon,Terri was a brightly colored blue Jay, Mary was a radiant yellow,blue,purple and red colored butterfly,Robbie was a pulchritudinous(physically beautiful),slimy,spotted,forrest colored frog, George was a cute,fluffy white tailed chipmonk, Lou was a brown and white,spiky African Pygmy, hedgehog and last but not least Fred, who is a cute, greyish, brownish, cuddly koala bear who moved from Australia a few months ago.
  As Jason started driving to pick up his friends he soon forgot that he never packed the picnic food, because he was so excited that they were all coming with him to have a picnic. He picked up Mary,Sarah,Terri,Robbie,George,Lou and Fred and before they went to the pasture, they all decided to go to the Farmer's market that was 7 miles away, and also out of the way, but they needed the food and supplies for the picnic. They listened to the classical station on the radio that was playing some vivacious(lively) Pachebel's songs, such as the Canon D, they were all laughing and having a grand ole time and they even had a jollier time at the Farmer's market picking out the freshest, juiciest, ripest fruits the store had to offer and chosing carefully the meats, making sure that it was organic because they don't like chemicals in their food,they also chose some of the finest cheeses available such as an Australian blue cheese, a smoked sharp cheese, and a very unique, semi firm, cheese called Pitchounet(French rustic cheese made from sheeps milk), and they also chose a couple different types of bread such as sourdough, kibbled wheat, and a dark rye, furthermore they purchased some freshly squeezed pink lemonaid, bottled water, and an enormous sized tangerine, kiwi, and strawberry mixed drink. They also puchased 3 huge grey wool blankets to put on the ground for the picnic. Jason put the groceries into the car and the gang got into the car and headed off to the abandoned pasture.As they drove, they listening to the same radio station as they had before they got to the farmer's market. It was only a 12 minute drive and then, there they were, at the pasture. The pasture was a splendorous(magnificent),bright green,with rolling hills and massive oak trees for shade, the perfect place to hang out with friends. They piled out of the car, and found the most perfect,enormous,beautiful oak tree and spread out the 3 super duper large, grey blankets they had bought, and also the food and drinks. They all sat down in a circle and held each others' wings, paws, and arms while they bent their heads down in prayer for the blessing of their food and gathering,then they began to eat their feast. Everyone was savoring the ambrosial(especially delicious)flavors of the unique cheeses, fresh meats and breads as well as the delectable(delightful) drinks, which all together was quite delightful.
      After Jason,Mary,Sarah,Terri,Robbie,George,Lou and Fred were through eating their fabulous picnic food they cleaned up the extra food and placed it back into the car. Jason asked the gang if they wanted to hear a story, because after all it was Wednesday the day he enjoys telling stories, and they all agreed that it would be Very enjoyable to relax under the big oak with the trees Mighty branches spreading out over them to protect them from the intense rays of the hot afternoon sun, while listening to Jason tell a story to them. Jason decided he would tell them a true story about his life instead of the story he just got finished writing. Jason began telling his story it went like this...When I was a little cow my brothers Sean,Steven and I would run around the open fields of tall,bright, soft green grass, chasing each other and pretending we were airplanes flying way,way,way up in the sky and seeing who could fly the fastest. We would have hours of fun just running around telling each other stories of who was the highest flying plane and what each of us saw as we were in the air. Then as we got older Steven got interested in b.b. guns and he would go off somewhere else to shoot his b.b. gun at empty cans. Sean learned to play the guitar and he was an awesome guitarist so he joined a band. We didn't get to play as often any more and it made me feel exteremely sad. I missed Sean and Steven and our airplane adventures. The next thing you know Jason couldn't stop crying. The story he was telling made him very sad so he had to stop telling the story and Mary and Terri gave him a huge bear hug and they all decided that they could run around and pretend they are all airplanes so thats what they did, and that made Jason feel happy. After running around pretending to be airplanes for awhile, the decided it would be fun to play scrabble, so Jason got the scrabble game out of his car and they played scrabble for a very long time until Robbie won the game. By this time the sun was beginning to set, and it was time for them all to go home. What a fun day they all had together and they couldn't wait for Jason's next adventure so stay tuned for another adventure coming soon..