I'm Sorry

I'm sorry I hit Courtney
when she was here last night.
I never really liked her,
but stilll it isn't right.

I know that we are cousins
and she's on my family tree,
but the painted on tan and
phony smile really get to me.

she talked about her boyfriends
and then bad about her mom.
The fire inside was burning
and I knew it wouldn't take long.

Finally she made fun of the General
so I smacked her in the face.
Look on the brightside mom
I didn't spray her with mace.

The Chinese say to throw things
when your seeing red,
but I didn't want to break my stuff
so I threw a punch instead.

so here is my apology
its sad but it is true
keep that toad away from me
or who knows what I might do.