A Stupid Upgrade

They've won a prize, what about me?
Only I deserve it can you not see?
He's won a prize, and so has she.
But look around...Nothing for me!

Things I've given, reviews I've made...
And all I really want is a stupid upgrade!
Do you feel pain, do you feel pain?
You could gain, you could gain!

Look at you, then back at me...
Don't look away, there's more to say.
Things I've given, reviews I've made...
And al I really want is a stupid upgrade!

It's not just for me, it's really for you.
I promise I'll still give port raids too!
26,400 GPs here.
You continue drinking that green beer...

What about my needs what about this?
I'm just a poor little lassy miss!
Things I've given, reviews I've made...
And all I really wanted is a stupid upgrade!