Gleeson's Glorson's Glumpy Day

This morning I woke up,
I bumped ma head.
I fell down the stairs
And broke ma bed.
I tried to eat breakfast.
But there weren't no spoons.
I went to work hungry
No time to lose!
I threw the binbags
Into the truck
But when the door slammed
Ma nose got shut!
I screamed and cried
My nose it hurt
It went all red
And then it blew up!
I went to the doctors,
they fixed me up,
but I went a bit dizzy
And had an upchuck!
Ma day was bad,
not one bit was good,
but when I lay on ma bed,
ma house it shook!
EARTH QUAKE EARTH QUAKE
I screamed and yelled
But my dog turned the light on
And laughed and shaked!
I took him downstairs
and plopped him into bed.
I lay down on ma pillow
and rested my head.
I woke up in a fright,
to hear a window crash
and I turned on the light.
Once again,
I could not sleep.
For my day was bad
But my bad luck wasn't complete.

By Universal.