Whatever it Takes

Go outside and turn on the hose,
Stick it up your sister’s nose.

Jump up high on your bed,
Jump even higher on your sister's head.

Find a great big crunchy bug,
Put it in your sister’s mug.

Find a stinky doggy doo,
Serve your sister up some poo.

Start a friendly game of Twister,
Be sure to land upon your sister.

Grab a pen of black or red,
Draw on little sister's head.

Find some road kill in the streets,
Hide it in your sister’s sheets.

But best of all, to gain satisfaction,
Photograph all her reactions.