Political Breakdown

Conservative Republican:  Intelligent, but so hard-headed and stubborn that their intelligence loses any importance it may have had as a factor.

Liberal Republican:  Idiots, they spend so much time trying to please everyone, that every decision they make is a temporary solution to a major problem, like putting a band-aid over a wound that needs stitches.

Conservative Democrat:  Genius, they have the wisdom to know that change is necessary for stability, but are in tune enough with society to know what changes can be achieved.

Liberal Democrats:  Dreamers, they are idealists who like to claim they know what’s best for everyone, but are not in touch with normal culture because they dislike it so much, and thereby lose their connection with the general populace.

In addition to these breakdowns I would like to add that Conservative Republicans and Liberal Democrats try to deny the existence of Liberal Republicans and Conservative Democrats, but don’t listen, they are stubborn and ultimately self serving.

I’d shoot myself once before saying I was a Liberal Democrat, and twice before saying I was a Conservative Republican.

Even as a Liberal Republican you can still create solutions – however pointless – that people can agree on.