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A few limerick-style poems on Christmas and Santa Claus. |
| Give me Coke, give me Fanta Screamed the brat from Atlanta If you don’t give me this On your lap I will piss So what do you say, Santa? ***** To places both far and near Flew the magical reindeer Exerting themselves Were the very many elves Leaving Santa free to steer. ***** I got some virtues, I got some flaws I have broken quite a few laws But come Christmas time My virtues are at prime Don’t wanna offend Santa Claus ***** Snow in moonshine looking yellowed “Ho ho ho ho” Santa bellowed Reindeer bells jingle jingle Children’s spines tingle tingle Everyone’s happy and mellowed. ***** Heavy snow piled on the ground Children sleeping safe and sound Santa’s on his way Flying on his magic sleigh Filling stockings all around |
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