A super lame poem about eating candy. |
Eating candy and ice cream Hot fudge sundaes in my dreams Sugar, sweets, they make me scream Toothaches are worse than they seem My rotten teeth have fallen out My gums have gingivitis Dental problems, without doubt From the lust that burns inside us For cakes and brownies Soda too Donuts, pies, and all junk food Sneaking candy when I can When mom's not looking grab a can Of Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper I'm gaining weight Look like a heifer My two front teeth are turning black They'll soon fall out and not come back I'll look deformed, to the uninformed From eating bags of candy corn When my teeth fall out I'll gather them up Place them under pillow And hope when I wake up A quarter for me, for my lost teeth Payment for plaque and cavities I'll take that quarter and invest it wise Sugary madness burns in my eyes Like an addiction to crack Or beer or wine I trick or treat in rain or shine The dental bills are piling up My parents are so mad At my crumbling chompers And halitosis That makes my breath smell bad Stepped on a scale and passed a brick Can I really weigh that much? From Lucky Charms and Snickers bars It seems I'm out of luck I'll soon have dentures and a gut Too fat to move, stuck in a rut But still eat candy twice a day Till my dentures are repo'd Cause I forgot to pay, My dental bills for tooth neglect There's not much else to say |