Fun Facts

Do you like to masturbate?  (Be honest.)  Do you like Kellogg's cereal?  Cause John Harvey Kellogg was a physician in the 1880s who decided that people masturbated (which was extremely bad) because they ate too much spicy foods.  So he created a bland, cold cereal called Corn Flakes to discourage masturbation.  He was also a staunch supporter of male circumcision, believing that if they lacked their foreskin they would be less likely to play with themselves.  "His influence helped circumcision to become a routine operation in America."  He also advocated that girls who masturbated have their clitorises burned with acid.  So, in salute to this uber-swell guy, I say we all masturbate while eating cereal. [Quote above taken from "The Guide to Getting It On" by Paul Joannides, Fifth Edition, goofyfootpress.com]

The average vagina is only 6-8 inches in length and after that its the cervix and reproductive organs, so a man with a 10 inch penis is not really to be sought after, aside from the shock value, because his whole penis wont even make it inside the vagina.  A bump against the cervix can be similar to that of a man getting his nads bumped with a boot, so for all those men out there bragging about their foot long cocks, its not much to brag about because your average woman isnt going to appreciate a bruised cervix the morning after.