Beat Your Kids...

I believe,
to achieve a healthy relationship,
in a house where children live,
...you must beat your kids!
-of course, by "beat",
I mean, "adore".


I believe,
when two ensue in disputes,
the way to defuse these issues,
...is duel with pistols!
-and by "duel with pistols",
I mean, "listen more".


I believe,
to be the best that you can be,
and let your potential see its peak,
...remember, lie and cheat!
-and by "lie and cheat",
I mean, "always work hard".


I believe,
to ensure your love's legit,
so you will never worry about it,
...take what you can get!
-and by "take what you can get",

I mean,

"use your heart".




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eyqBuC77c
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"Beat Your Kids" Performed by Polonius Ficklebottom

http://poloniusficklebottom.org/