Goodbye Karl Rove

the president: Come on in Karl, you can help me check these lamps.

Karl: What are you checking the lamps for George?

the president: I overheard Laura on the phone saying there was
a dim bulb in the Oval office.

Karl: I have something important to speak to you about.

the president: Don't tell me we're gonna Shock and Awe another
small country? I say we go for Venezuela this time.

Karl: No, it's nothing like that George... I have decided to resign.

the president: Oh skipper!

Karl: Don't worry little buddy, you still have Maryanne.. er I mean
Condolesa.

the president: Thank God we still have one negro left. They're trying
take my Mexican Karl. But we're gonna hold on to him
like a warm burrito.

Karl: The ship is sinking George, we've got to flee.

the president: But there's something I've never told you Karl...
I don't know how to swim!

Karl: It's just a figure of speech George. Besides, you can't flee
anyway... you're the president. There's a mess in Iraq.

the president: I have a plan to take care of it Karl. I call it the
Final Solution to the Iraq problem.

Karl: You might want to rethink the title of that plan, little buddy.

the president: I'm gonna miss you Skipper. Keep in touch.

Karl: If I don't see you before, I'll catch you at the impeachment hearings.