Short story about a man who attempts to get bats out of his attic. |
"I worry about you, Mikey.” My sister said. “Maybe, someday there will be a cure.” “When are you coming to visit me?” I asked “Very Soon,” she replied. “Bye for now.” I sat for a minute listening through the device as the dial tone faded. My wife and I bought the house a month before we married. It is an old house but it has been fully restored. The smell of new paint and carpet is strong. My wife lovingly decorated the walls with pictures of Jesus and ceramic plaques of floral entwined crosses. The evening before, my wife and I were outside cooking on the grill; I looked up and noticed a black form disappeared into the side of the house. Several more birdlike forms went into the hole and they were followed by several more. With each group of the flying black torpedoes I grew more uneasy. Today, I was going to go into the attic and find out how bad the situation was. The steps to the attic were gone. A swinging door had been rigged so that the door still swung open and shut with the use of a spring system. I got a flashlight. Then I retrieved a ladder from the garage. As I walked through the house with it I almost knocked one of my wife’s cute little porcelain angel knick-knacks off a book case. I had to struggle to maintain my balance on the ladder as I pried open the attic door. I swung my body into the attic entrance. Instantly I choked on a foul odor my eyes stung. I immediately retreated, but when I reached my leg out to place my foot on the ladder, the ladder fell away. I pulled my leg back into the opening and as I did the attic door slammed shut. I sat just inside the attic space balanced precariously on a thin plank of pine wood. It was pitch dark except for dim lights streaming through a vented screen window 24 feet away. I could see a stream of light escaping from the outside into the attic from a small hole. I sat for a minute to catch my breath and wait for my eyes to adjust to the dark surroundings. I turned on the flash light. I swung the light beams up left and right, my breath left me. The attic ceiling was a bat cave; hundreds of bats were hanging from middle of it. I flashed the light down and directly under the bats was a large pile of dung. Quickly I turned off the flash light. I didn’t want to chance disturbing them with light. Petrified I held my breath, I struggled to think. What can I do, I wondered. How am I going to get out of this attic! My wife was at work. And it would be hours before she would be returning home. There was no way I could survive the stench for that long a time. I would have to figure something out on my own. I cautiously guided the beam of the flash light around the attic. There was no solid flooring beyond a small piece of ply wood right next to the attic entrance. I cautiously slid my body onto the wooden plank. I felt faint. The stink was intolerable. I could feel sweat entering my eyes stinging me blind. Within seconds my cloths were soaking wet. I looked towards the vent it seemed so far away. If I could get to it I could open it, I would at least be able to breath and maybe I could even shout out and get someone’s attention. Unfortunately, I would have to go directly under the bats and traverse an area slimy with bat shit. I pulled myself up. I balanced my weight on the attic rafters carefully and began to step my way towards the vented window. As I got closer to the area the bats inhabited I could feel my body trembling, I could feel the knots in my stomach. I had no choice but to keep going. The light from the small hole in the wall blinded me for a second. I grabbed a rafter it felt wet and slimy and I felt my hands slide off. I tittered heavily striking some of the rafters. I regained my balance, but I could feel vibrations and I could feel the board I was standing on jump up and down. Suddenly I could hear a flapping noise and I could tell the bats were flying all around my head. I flung my arms around to defend myself from the on slot. I could feel pain as my hair was pulled; one little beast was entangled, and it struggled to escape. I felt stings on my arm an neck. I felt another prick at my ear lobe and I felt a gushing stream of liquid going down my neck. Blindly I floundered and I lost my footing. I felt myself falling. There was crushing pain as my body went through the ceiling tiles and a thud as I landed on the living room floor. I could see bottom rim of the sofa’s plaid upholstery pattern as I blacked out. When I opened my eyes I had no sense of time. I couldn’t move. My brain slowly began to function and I remembered. In pain and anquish I screamed out, loud and long. Finally, I was able to get the release that I denied myself when I feared I would disturb hells demons. From my vantage point on the floor of the living room I could see and hear as the key turned in the door knob. My wife rushed in and knelt at my side. “What happened?” She asked as she looked round at the debris on the floor and glanced up at the ceiling. “I went into the attic to check and see if we have bats.” “Can you move?” she asked. “Only my head” I told her. “Well, stay still,” I’ll call an ambulance. My hospital stay turned into weeks then into months. I had a lot of broken bones and was in rehab for a long time. Finally my wife brought me home. “Dear, would you like more green peas?” My wife asked, as she spooned a heaping pile of green mush into my mouth. “No,” I said as I spit out the mush and turned my head to avoid the assaulting utensil. She stuck a straw into my mouth. I swallowed the cold sweet ice tea. "Do you think they will ever develop a cure for paralysis,” I asked my wife. “Yes, honey they sure will and you'll be up and walking again one of these days real soon. Don’t you forget now, with God all things are possible. In fact Preacher Taber is having a healing tent meeting tonight. Wanna go?” |