because it makes me feel better to write :) Not to be taken very seriously |
Laptop, you are a waste What a waste of money and time To think someone made you To think how much we paid for you How can you be such a disappointment? You overheat constantly Your feet are just too short You break when I drop you Although that was just an accident, of course And you restart yourself on a whim And you freeze without warning You run hot and cold Wow... what an awful metaphor How can something made of plastic and metal Inspire me to such anger as you do? Wasn't it bad enough before? Wasn't it enough to lose my entire paper? You knew I didn't have time to redo it Wasn't it enough to restart 15 times On that day that was bad enough already? Can you blame me for throwing you? You asked for it really And now this? Power cord, are you turning on me too? Must you refuse to power the computer unless I hold you at the ever changing perfect angle? What did I do to deserve you laptop? Was I a murderer in my past life? Though, does anyone deserve such torture? I've wasted enough thought on you tonight I will sleep now and dream of killing you And replacing you with something younger I can't wait to smash you one day Although I'll probably just sell you Ebay is full of suckers :) |