Violet

                “Violet! Violet! Is that you” I haven’t seen you in forever! I’ve missed you so much!”
         “Is that so? It’s such a shame than, since I didn’t miss you one bit.”
         “Don’t be so modest, I know you missed me a ton!”
         “I ‘m not being modest, I didn’t miss you at all.”
         "Well, since you won’t admit how much you really missed me...hey, did you just roll your eyes at me? Do you like my new outfit?”
         “Frankly speaking, no.”
         “Ha-ha, nice joke Vi. What do you really think?”
         “First my name is Violet. Only Violet. Second, your outfit is hideous.”
         “Whatever Violet. You know you love my outfit! So, how are you?”
         “I was fine until I saw you.”
         “Ha-ha, you’re so funny Vi. How do you come up with these good jokes?”
         “That wasn’t a joke.”
         “Sure, do you think I was born yesterday?”
         “You act like you could’ve been born yesterday.”
         “Another joke. Ha-ha.”
         “Don’t you have somewhere to be going?”
         “Oh yeah! Silly me I forgot!”
         “Silly you.”
         “Bye Violet!”
         “Sheesh, she has a big head.”