How to train a person in being a pet... |
How to train a bitch… First I’ll start by putting you on your knees Because first things first dear, learn how to please It’s not too hard to get down on all fours For a bitch it should be simple this is your crash course After you’ve mastered getting down to the ground Let’s play a game of fetching while bound And if you have morals or inhibitions I’ll teach you how to get in these positions A sound spanking on the rear for a pup without cause That will show you how to erase all your flaws In that moment bound and helpless you’ll be released Then you can be a happy puppy and keep me pleased Now I know it will take time to see this in a new light And when you fall into these thoughts I will give you sight For a soft stroke will be a guidance, just like a pat on the rear Then you can take pride in being my pet without so much fear I cannot say I will be kind or gentle to you all the time I will be cruel in my training because your all mine I have to have a pedigree, I won’t take a mutt So with all your lessons you’ll start to strut I will teach you the art of being a good bitch I do this with pride, because of the pitch As your owner I will have expectations and order You will follow my rules, I will not have disorder Pleasing me will be your life and more Little bitches that are trained I adore So just relax and do as I say…. This is how to train a bitch the proper way…. June 7, 2007 Jessicca Hoffmann |