Crucified cock and balls.

Joshua opened up a bible and dropped the biggest, nastiest shit you could imagine right on the middle pages and closed it. He smashes communion wafers and pissed in holy water. He made a bearded hobo that looked like jesus suck his dick at gunpoint and then he made them let him watch them take a shit on the sidewalk.

This friday, however, things would get even worse.

FRIDAY

10:30: Josh pulls his dick out to a girl at walmart and starts whacking it. the woman screams and runs. He follows her to her car and punches her out.

12:30: joshs dick starts to burn

OH FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK FUCK JOSH SCREAMS AS HIS DICK IS CRUCIFIED OHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS KILLED BY A HATCHED TO THE STOMACH AND HE SCREAMS.