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by suki Author IconMail Icon
Rated: 13+ · Monologue · Comedy · #1250535
This is a monologue about a woman who is constantly annoyed by a man's egotistical ways.
Wow.
You really think you're the man, don't you?
But you don't have a clue
That when I'm through with you
You won't know what to do
Because that's who you are
And you won't get very far
In that out-of-gas car, ego
And you think you're a star?
This wasn't only in the past
So you better run FAST
Cuz you're all up in my...
Yeah, you know what rhymes
So stop wasting my time
And energy on your annoying voice
Because I do have a choice.
It's getting me pissed
All those girls you kissed
Experienced 'Eternal Bliss'
Eternal, but only for a moment
And you know it
Not afraid to show it
With that stupid smirk
When your lips quirk
You're such a jerk
So stop, I can't stand
You pointing your hand
And giving commands
To me; you're just not the man.
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