Pluto

There is a vacancy sign in the sky
Heaven and it's members have relocated to Pluto
The was no real explanation as to why?
but a government script told us all we needed to know

This information was only popular for one day.
We have moved on with an e-lifestyle and south beach diet
Sadly, we were told the God was the way
The relocation to Pluto was somber and quiet.

Who is willing to pull the strings?
Is it Oprah or Ellen? Hillary or Bill?
Our choices and the destruction that it brings
Fifteen minutes of fame is an empty fill.

The downward spiral is an infinite ride
So take a seat on the magical masochistic couch trip
You too can move to Pluto and sleep safe tonite
But prepare for the blood from your conscious to drip

Hope, ah there is still hope with the new breed
There is plenty of space for them on that couch
In time you will be Plutoed indeed
Jesus stop being such a slouch