These Bodies Are My Wonderland

These Bodies Are My Wonderland
Parody of John Mayer’s
Your Body Is A Wonderland


I work the graveyard shift
Small town mortuary
One thing I love to do
Makes normal people cringe and say eew

One feel of clammy skin I
Start getting horny and
I part your cold blue lips
And I pull out your tongue

Cause I don’t want love
Like normal
In fact it is highly
Abnormal
I take off my jacket,
And boxers
This is bound to take a while….

These bodies are my wonderland!,
These bodies are like putty in my hands
These bodies are my wonderland!

Something bout the way the skin slides off your face,
I love the gaping wound that once contained your liver’s place
You don’t say nothing, when I, climb on top and find that
You’ve lost your right arm and several tufts of hair, but I don’t care!

Cause I don’t want love, like normal
In fact it is highly
Abnormal
I remove my tee shirt
And tube socks
And throw them ‘cross the room

These bodies are my wonderland!
These bodies are like play dough in my hands…

Damn baby,
You look so fine!
Your skin ferments like cheap red wine
But I have to pick off bugs sometimes

These bodies are my wonderland!,
These bodies are like putty in my hands
These bodies are my wonderland!