God is James Mason

*Everything in this song is an inside joke, even if it comes across as having even the slightest bit of a message. If you're offended, know that we don't mean anything by it. And THC isn't a marijuana reference- it stands for The Honors College, which is where we all go to college. If you want anything explained, just ask. As for references, Dr. Faust, Eddie Izzard, and Christopher Moore's Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal feature heavily.*

Dr. Faustus is an idiot!
The Pope is high out of his mind.
When you're sad, just ask for bunnies-
Jesus'll bring 'em with his morning coffee

We'll always poke the untouchables,
And run around screamin 'about buffaloes.
Any time that you think a plane's a star,
Don't worry 'bout it, baby, 'cause the Roman's gone too far.

My brain is crazy don't get me wrong;
My heart is fine, but not for long.
Don't ask for money, I ain't got none-
All I got's a healthy sense of fun!

Oh, I'm breakin' down and I'm finding out
What life and love are all about.
I scream, I rave, I rant, and I shout,
But never, ever do I feel any doubt!

God is played by Mr. Mason,
JFK is played by God.
Wastin' out time not learnin' our lines,
When everything goes wrong just turn and say "hod"?

My brain is crazy don't get me wrong;
My heart is fine, but not for long.
Don't ask for money, I ain't got none-
All I got's a healthy sense of fun!
YEAH!

*musical interlude*

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

*musical interlude*

Monkey donuts run everywhere,
And what we do we need to share.
Life's about the inner spark,
What lights your way when the lights go dark.

Oh, I'm breakin' down and I'm finding out
What life and love are all about.
I scream, I rave, I rant, and I shout,
But never, ever do I feel any doubt!

My brain is crazy,
There ain't no doubt-
THC's what it's all about.
Don't let your face become your mom,
Or you'll wake up one mornin' and she'll be gone.

My brain is crazy don't get me wrong;
My heart is fine, but not for long.
Don't ask for money, I ain't got none-
All I got's a healthy sense of fun!

Oh, I'm breakin' down and I'm finding out
What life and love are all about.
I scream, I rave, I rant, and I shout,
But never, ever do I feel any doubt!

My brain is crazy don't get me wrong;
My heart is fine, but not for long.
Don't ask for money, I ain't got none-
All I got's a healthy sense of fun!

*music*

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