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#1 When you get out of the shower, instead of using a towel, you shake yourself dry. #2 your pillows and covers are arranged like a nest on the mattress rather than just straight and regular on the bed. #3 You cause drama everywhere you go. #4 Your right arm is three times the size of your left. #5 You spend more monthly on commissions than food. #6 Unlike the vast majority of humanity, you know what Vanityfair is. #7 You spend longer on Second Life than living the other one. #8 A children's cartoon has ever given you blue balls. #9 You use the words "shi" or "hir" like they were actual nouns and possessives. #10 You got the one about Vanityfair. #11 You've said something like "That's Yiffy" without realizing it, while in front of people who don't understand what the hell it means. #12 You've spent money on a crappy game/movie only because you like the characters in it. #13 You start having an interest in all the 'furry' movies #14 You spend your money on furry based video games. #15 own a tail and wear it on more than month a year #16 have purred when in content with the world (IE. nice shower, warm bed, earrubs) #17 has accepted earrubs casually #18 You manage to bore your girlfriend to death explaining the definitions of popular furry terminology. #19 You don't have a girlfriend because you spend too much time talking with friends online using popular furry terminology. #20 Not going to one convention per year at least is inconceivable #21 You have almost 50 plushes in your room and you are more than 30. #22 you spend more time online looking up furry material than you do actually talking to people. #23 If anyones ever threatened you by saying "I'll fix you!" And you immediately grab your nuts and run #24 You have ever had to avoid weird looks due to carrying a plush animal taller than 2 feet. #25 You have to sleep on the floor due to the plushies taking up all the room on the bed. #26 You list contacts on your cell phone by character name instead of RL name (whenever possible) #27 You use words like "aye" and "tis" despite not actually being Scottish #28 You name your plushies #29 You put all furry based material in a hidden encrypted folder on your computer if more than one user uses it. #30 your computer backround always, in one way or another, has somthing to do with furries. #31 you even use your furry name for naming your character when playing an console RPG or online multiplayer. #32 you spend hours looking online for a good furry story you havn't read yet. #33 when You have serious dandruff problems #34 when you adore furry animales #35 When you decied to dress up as an ape and scare little children #36 You can sometimes recognize a familliar presence by scent, rather than sight. #37 When you are online, your favorite bookmarked websites are furry based websites and nothing more #38 When you post on this furry based inflation board. Haha! #39 You answer to your furry name(s) in real life. #40 you let your hair grow long just to have as close to a mane as possible. #41 when playing legend of zelda: twilight princess, you never want to leave the wolf form and hate it when you have to near the begaining of the game. |