Juanito Sisaña: I wanna gringa

Wassa my fren?  i no espeek too muche ingles, pero i no one somting—you gringas ees fine ass hell.  Mamita you fine ass the hell.  My sista she is prity, but she not ass you fine like dat.  i talk for you in espanish, tu eres muy bonita, and you teets is so wite ebery time you smile you put de lite on.  i love it.  You eyes is da color of rum, you lips are sweet like trapicana orange juces.  You is bery beuty.  Anyguay, i be in da jail for today, you not like dat not to rite Juanito nada, i get plenity chicas on da spiderweb – www.  Mabe we to get marry, pritty fas, Juanito loves you like is no yestarday.  i lerne da ingles prity good.  We ge mary I sho you espanish.  i bery good too.  Anyguay you mary me.  No eskiny womans rite to Juanito.  i wanna a gordita wit de fat booties drop it like is hot, yeah.


mary me, hit me to my cell numba 9 in da jail, mi gordita, wass yo nane, wass yo numba –boo?

Holla at your boy!


Juanito Sisaña