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by Oscarr Author IconMail Icon
Rated: GC · Short Story · Philosophy · #1193007
I wrote this one night.
It was on 6th and main when the cold and hunger really took their toll on me. They double teamed me at once with blow after blow. My stomach felt like it was rotting out and the rest of my body was too cold to care. That's when I saw the lights, the coffee cup with steam all lit up, neon coffee for the eyes. My sockets felt like they were in a sauna. Oozing with warmth.
I had to step inside this place was Underground it was called and that's what it was underground a hole in the wall. Not smokey though. No smoking for that matter.Non-smoking coffee house they exist why I'll never know. I ordered up a cup of Joe and found a quite place to finish reading SAROYAN that brilliant Armenian. minding my own business as any other human being when I was attacked again by two.
The two's I think it was even Tuesday. "for the love of god" I muttered. "That's what we're about here" said one of them confined to a wheelchair. "yes that is correct this is a Christan coffee house and we praise the good lord" Said a Young black man" have you found Jesus yet do you know he died for your sins" they said smiling in unison's. I was beginning to miss my old enemy's waiting outside. they never preached to me. then they began citing scriptures and talking about them.How it's never too late. "well what about the women of the 1600's who tried to be free and find their own way" I asked "well they were witched and whores and there's only one way."said the black man" "what about the Cather's" "or the Jewish race" "All evil" they both said together.
"Well look I don't believe that in fact I believe I evolved from a fish or something plant like probably. you know the big bang theory. Science. Fact shit like that, anyway I don't like humans not talk you mind SAROYAN here has two heads and he's nuts" I was hoping that would work. "God created you from his own flesh" They continued as if I said nothing. "Well, god has flesh what is God man or woman, wait is god a three headed whale with legs and arms that shoots laser's out of his eye's?" See how you mindless minions like that one god. "no god is a man he cannot be a woman Women are second to man" "well isn't that sexist" "no" What do I have to do get up and piss on the table. Well is he black" "no darkness is evil" "isn't that racists" "no my dear friend god is truth and righteousness"
Well look, Fuck god that bastard's always trumpin my aces, when we meet man or woman, or even monkey that spits fire I'm gonna punch god in the goddamn face and piss on him whiles he's passed out fuckin punk mother fucker and If you find this hard to believe then you haven't walked in my shoes and been where I've been" They were silent I won. Actually the whole place was silent everyone staring at me. Two bouncer type thugs approached me gods hitmen. After a very severe beating and scripture citing I was tossed back outside only to find my other tow enemy's and I as I gathered my sense's and person together A third showed up, but there was two of them. Well God ha I haven't been drinking. They didn't care though this night, the two officers booked me as drunk and as my ace was trumped I realized I left my book which had a number to a young lady who wanted my cock the next night. Does God ever not cheat in this game? If this was the old west I'd ah cut god down with my six shooter got a bottle and a woman and enjoyed the pleasures of females all night. Women second to man, people who think that are gay.
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