A Redneck Christmas

Billy Bob was full of cheer,
After chugging some Christmas beer.
He mooned us all, revealing a hairy rear.
He swung it around in front of Aunt Mary.
She tripped, while backing up in fear;
At the sight of a dangling dingleberry.


The whole gang began to jeer.
Aunt Mary puked, that poor dear.
Grandma hollered, Pull up those pants, boy. Ya hear!"
Billy Bob farted. "OOPS! I ate some dairy."
Grandma, fed up, led him out by the ear.
Grandpa asked, "How'd that boy's ass get so hairy?"