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by adam Author IconMail Icon
Rated: 18+ · Other · Comedy · #1150708
I love this rant, its one of my favourites, enjoy
today im going to rant about cats,
stupid hairy toss piece, blood bags! any animal that stays when you move house is a little bastard, and doesn't deserve feeding, and there not the most intelligent of animals, why would you want to fall asleep under a parked car! and there fussy, as if they have some divine right to eat the same food as we do, WERE AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN MOGGY, DEAL WITH IT! next time you pop into your local supermarket, go down the petfood aisle and take a look at the cat and dog food, the dogs are quite content with there tins of condemned meat with peas, cats on the other hand have selections like, 'tuna pasta' and 'beef with summer vegetables' BOLLOCKS, a message to all cats, GO TOTE YOURSELF!!!!
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